I AM A CONTROLLER
I am a controller.
I have had three wives, five retail stores, 23 automobiles, one of which nearly took my life during a bang up traffic collision, raised nine children, survived nine bowel surgeries, raised money for six failed presidential candidates, one of whom became a United States Senator after changing parties, and I have less available cash than I did as a teenage entrepreneur.
I am a vegan which has improved my health considerably.
I am a controller but apparently not a very good one.