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ACCEPT THE LOVE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS

ACCEPT THE LOVE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS

From Lao Tzu I learned to stick to the path,

From Buddha, to question everything,

From Jesus, not to beg but to accept.

From  Bill W. I learned that all is not as it seems and to include ample Niacin in my diet.

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SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT, PARDNER

 

Love is a necessary component of healthy living.

However…

Love being unconditional (outbound)…

And, the motive-motif of all life forms being conditional (inbound)…

What now?

Love is ours not for the asking, but for the acceptance, thereof. And that ain’t all folks…

We may continue to experience this healing component to better living  if we choose…

So…

Smile everybody…

And Trust.

Trust? 

And smile.

Trust and smile?

Trust and smile and share.

Trust and smile and share?

Um Hmm.

Are you sure about this?

Trust me.

HAMBURGER HEAVEN

A friend of mine was dying. Ben was nervous. There was nothing left for him here on earth. A wealthy man, a religious man, he was nevertheless, frightened.

Another friend, not wealthy, but full of ideas,  spoke up.

“What do you think it will be like in Heaven, Ben?”

“I don’t know” replied the puny one, “St Peter at the gate, with God on a throne of puffy white clouds. Angels all around. What is your dream of the afterlife?”

“One day”, replied Fred “I will at the speed of light, suddenly notice that I know everything.”

“Everything?”

“Everything! I will remember every event from the first few minutes of the big bang as well as all events in the future. Nothing will be left to know and I  will be the sole repository of LOVE. When you start your day, assuming you are still alive, I am who you will be talking to in your morning prayers.”

“And who will I be after I die, assuming you died first and went to Heaven.”

“I will not have gone to heaven, I will BE heaven”.

“And who will I become?”

“Me.”

“Wow.”

I picked up the hamburger from my sick friends plate and took a bite.

I AM A CONTROLLER

 

I AM A CONTROLLER

 

I am a controller.

I have had three wives, owned five retail stores, 23 automobiles and/or trucks, raised nine children, survived nine bowel surgeries, raised money for six failed presidential candidates, one of whom became a United States Senator after changing parties (one of whom became a vice president), and I have less available cash than I did as a teenage entrepreneur.

I am a vegan which has improved my health considerably.

I am a controller but apparently not a very good one.

Enough!!!

I Accept THE LOVE and I Am Passing It On.

NOW YA SEE IT – NOW YA DON’T

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NOW YA SEE IT – NOW YA DON’T

(A conversation between Curious Abner
and the Psychedelic Toad.)

Psycho:  Hey there Abner, what alleys have you explored today?

Abner:   Oh, hi Psy. I got my feelings hurt.

Psycho: Was it something you said…again?

Abner:   Probably.

Psycho: Sooo…

Abner:  Well I was in a conversation about God and I mentioned that                    God has no will and offered evidence thereof.

Psycho:  That must have gone over well. Or perhaps I should say like                      you  order your steak? Burned to a crisp.

Abner:    I’m a vegan.

Psycho:  You have spinach on your incisor.  Okay, so who nailed ya?

Abner:    Magic man, okay?

Psycho:  Shoulda seen that coming. When in Rome…you silly man.

Abner:    I know, I know. But it took me 36 years of at least 2000                                    words a day and hundreds of thousands of hours of                                          research to discover these awarenesses.  His remark was  simply to   quote the  opinion of a very large group.

Psycho:  So, why do you go to this meeting every week? You have no                         support for your love of research.

Abner:   I go because I helped start this group. I go because I have                              friends there whom I have known for decades. I want to be                        around friends.

Psycho: So start a new group. A discussion group for thinkers, artist,                   scientists. Make more friends.

Abner:  I like being around religious folks; they’re nicer.

Psycho: More tolerant, don’tcha mean?

Abner:  I suppose. Certainly more so than I, apparently.

Psycho: Then how about presenting only your view; leave out the                             discovery part.

Abner:  I guess so. Yeah I can do that. I still say that this idea of God                        having a will is inane. A will is a condition, after all.

Psycho: Nice start Ab. Why is this so important to ya?

Abner:  Aren’t you the guy who’s always saying “Never ask why”?

Psycho: Nope. You’re the guy who’s always saying “Never ask why”.

Abner: Oh…yeah…okay…see ya.

Psycho: No ya don’t. What did Magic Man say, anyway?

Abner:  He said that God’s will for us is to help each other.

Psycho: Sounds  right to me.

Abner:  Ya think?

Psycho: Too deep for me.

Abner: See ya.

Psycho: See ya.

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